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Sunday 27 February 2022

Star Trek Picard: Season 2 Preview

The next season of Star Trek Picard launches in the UK on Friday 4 March:  soon!

I've seen the trailers, and they look good (in my humble opinion).

Star Trek Picard Season 2 Teaser - don't worry if you don't get all the references, there are many and they're very cryptic.  There are things like...

the clock stuck at 10:04 (the time the lightning strikes in Back to the Future)
the painting of the Enterprise D  (Picard's command when he first met Q)
the model of the starship (Picard's first command, the USS Stargazer);
sand flowing up the hourglass (time travel)
...and many more.

Star Trek Picard Season 2 - Trailer 1  (it gives a release data of February, but that got put back)

Star Trek Picard Season 2 - Trailer 2

The crew of the La Sirena will need to find a way to go back in time to prevent a change in Earth's history from rippling through time and turning Earth into a totalitarian, dystopian state.  How has this happened?  Well, there's this omnipotent being called Q (nothing to do with James Bond) who has the ability to move through time, change his appearance, change anything and everything - he has almost godlike powers.

However, Q is a royal pain in the neck.  Despite all his power and intelligence, he's frequently thrown Starfleet (and Picard in particular) into disarray with a click of his finger.


If you want to do some preparatory viewing, then I would suggest the following episodes from Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG).  TNG is available on Netflix.  Q does appear in other episodes of TNG, but these will be enough to get you started.

1.  Encounter at Farpoint (series 1, episodes 1 and 2)
The first episodes of Star Trek TNG introduce Q right from the start.  He's shown as a dangerous clown, almost a psychopath determined to teach humanity and Starfleet a lesson, for their own good.  He puts humanity on trail (hence the line in the trailers: "the trial never ends")

2.  Q Who (series 2, episode 16)
Q reappears, asking to join Picard's crew on the Enterprise.  Picard declines, and Q hurls the Enterprise into the path of the Borg.  One of TNG's best episodes, and it shows how dangerous Q is.

3.  All Good Things (series 7, episodes 25 and 26)
The series finale sees Q putting humanity on trial (again), and this time if Picard doesn't prove himself worthy, then the whole human race will never have ever existed.  Contains time travel and some very nice battle sequences.

In order to travel back in time, Picard must borrow some technology from a race that he's very familiar with.  I'm sure that will all go without a hitch...

Weekly reviews will follow each episode, laden with spoilers, opinions and comments about parts of the show that refer to previous Star Trek series!



Friday 18 February 2022

The Book of Boba Fett, Episode 7 Review

CONTAINS SPOILERS

The Book of Boba Fett has been a mixed bag.  There have been highlights (such as the arrival of the Mandalorian, which was met with cheers in our household) and lowlights (the introduction of the Mods has been a real "What??!" moment).  This final episode is similar, with some genuinely awesome high points, and some strange moments that raise a few eyebrows and a few questions.

Firstly: Boba, Fennec and Mando (along with the Mayor's Assistant) visit the scene of the Sanctuary bombing.  This is not ignored or played down; it was a declaration of war from the Pykes, and Boba knows it.  His thinly-spread army are monitoring the situation on three fronts in Mos Espa - the Gamorrean guards; the Mods and Black Krrysant are out on patrol.  Does anybody else think this is a bad idea, or is it just the way it's filmed that shows large crowds of people outnumbering our heroes?

There are a few very interesting lines of dialogue early on in the episode which are strangely inaccurate.

Boba Fett, looking around the ruins of the Sanctuary bar:  "We are at war... even if we win, there might not be anything left of this city."  Okay, so that one is proved to be true.

Fennec Shrand: "The Pyke Syndicate has not yet arrived in numbers, but the minute they do, we will see them before they see us.  The truce you negotiated will ensure that they remain neutral, and we will have the upper hand over the arriving soldiers."

To quote Luke Skywalker: "Every word of what you just said was wrong."

As if to prove the point, Cad Bane appears at the front door of the Sanctuary bar - "I thought you said nobody could sneak up on us."  The discussion is short, and highlights just how many times Boba has been wrong throughout the series.  The Tusken raiders were killed by the Pyke Syndicate; and then to add to the list, "He killed Vance; the reinforcements aren't coming."  Is anybody keeping track of the inaccurate comments?

It very quickly degenerates - all three reconnaissance groups are attacked by the locals: the other crime families who promised Boba that they would stay out of any future battles instead betray him, and without warning attack Boba's troops.  Spread thinly, and unable to join forces with each other, their situation looks bleak.  Indeed, the Gamorrean guards are forced back over a precipice - I have to say that I was sorry to see them go.  Fennec races off from the Sanctuary to support the Mods, leaving Boba and Mando - and the Mayor's Assistant - preparing to defend their central position.  The Pykes seem to have unlimited numbers, and the heroes are desperately outnumbered.  So much for 'not yet arrived in numbers'.  The crime families have all made a deal with the Pyke Syndicate to get Boba Fett off the planet.


Meanwhile, Grogu has made his decision:  Mandalorian way or Jedi training?  R2D2 pilots an X-wing to Tattoine, landing at Peli Motto's repair station (she fixed up Mando's new Naboo fighter).  She's delighted to see him again (as we all are) and notes he's wearing his new Beskar shirt.  R2D2 leaves Grogu with Peli, who will take him to be reunited with Mando.

At the Sanctuary bar, the Mayor's Assistant plays a useful role - yeah, you don't say that very often - by buying Mando and Boba the time they need to prepare a counter-attack.  His wordiness is ideal for stalling for time, as he embarks on a long speech in front of the Pykes... which seems to end badly.  I genuinely feared for his personal safety, and thought he was going to get shot - by a member of either side.

It all falls apart, and in a highlight of the episode, Boba and Mando fly into the scene, jetpacks firing, and guns blasting - and they can't miss.  The Pykes can't shoot straight, and it looks like the battle might turn... until the Pykes start finding their aim.  Boba and Mando fight as a great team, each covering the other's back, but their Beskar armour starts to feel the strain.  The only complain I have is that there are far too many Pyke soldiers to be plausible - to quote Boba, "They just keep coming."  Still, a fight is only a fight when it's balanced, and the people of Freetown come in on a light hovertank, more guns blasting... and still they're outnumbered and pinned down.  Black Krrsantan, previously thought gone, also manages to stage a retreat to the Sanctuary bar.  Indeed, the soldiers note that the Pyke "are falling back."  Except that's just to make way for Scorpenek droids (like the Destroyer Droids from Episodes 1 and 2, or like something out of RoboCop, and with very heavy shields).



There then follows a very long and futile attempt to destroy these droids by defeating their shields.  It's not going to work... and in fact, you have to wonder why the Pykes didn't start off with these droids in the first place.  It's a running battle, which means the heroes are running away and failing to make any progress at all against the Scorpenek droids.  It all looks grim (hasn't it always?), until Peli Motto manages to catch up with the Mandalorian (with precious cargo in tow).  The sequence where Grogu and Mando are reunited, and Mando realises that Grogu is wearing his little Beskar shirt, is the best moment of the series.  Sorry, Boba, but it is; you became a supporting character from the second that Mando appeared at the start of episode 5. 

Boba decides it's time to call in the final round of reinforcements:  his pet Rancor.  Remember how Boba said earlier that even if the heroes win, their might be nothing left of the city?  Well, the Rancor certainly goes a long way towards making that happen.  It turns out that Rancors are completely impervious to everything except fire, as it tears its way through the city and the first Scorpenek droid, while Mando and Grogu (who can now use the force more precisely) take on the second.

Which just leaves a wayward Rancor, and a dangerous gunslinger.  Grogu puts the Rancor to sleep (it seems that he's totally fearless), while Boba and Cad Bane get the fight they were due.  Cad Bane has a long history in Star Wars (the Clone Wars in particular), and a good villain needs a good death.  There are no lightsabre-wielding Jedi around (Luke Skywalker chickened out), and no exhaust shafts to throw the villains down, so it's a straightforward gun fight, fist-fight and scrap to the finish.  In the end, Boba finishes Cad with the wooden stick he carved with the Tusken's help - a poetic end: Cad slaughtered the Tuskens, and so Boba kills him with the Tusken's staff.

The battle is won; all that's really left is to explain what happened.  It transpires that the Mayor is not offworld, he's still on Tattoine, overseeing Boba's intended demise and conspiring with the Pykes (Fennec sorts them all out in a brutal conclusion).  The other crime families were also in on it - people really didn't like Boba Fett at all, although I missed why.  

Grogu and Mando are reunited, ready for their next series of adventures, and no surprises, the back seat in Mando's Naboo fighter is just the right size for Grogu (who loves the turbo boost button).  No date yet on when they'll be back on our screens.

And if you watch right to the very end of the episode - even past the credits - you'll discover another twist in the story:  Cobb Vanth was not killed by Cad Bane's shot - it wounded his shoulder, and he's now recovering in Boba's bacta tank.  I was particularly pleased by this: although the armour belonged to Boba Fett, at least Cobb Vanth was putting it to use in upholding the law.  Boba, even with his armour, was not as interesting and had less character that Cobb Vanth had without the armour, and giving it back to Boba seemed like a complete waste.


So, that's the first series of Boba Fett wrapped up.  If I had to compare the series overall to anything else, I would probably compare it to Forrest Gump (which seems a little strange, I know).  Both stories follow the title character through important events, meeting people who are more famous, better known and more interesting, and then telling the story from that character's perspective.  

Boba Fett the character (and Boba Fett the series) was definitely better when the focus was on the characters around him, which, to be fair, was exactly how it was in the original films.

Wednesday 9 February 2022

The Book of Boba Fett, Episode 6, Review

CONTAINS SPOILERS

I mentioned last week that Star Wars has a very, very wide extended universe.  Fans have watched the films so many times that they know all the tiny details of each scene, and whenever any part of that scene resurfaces in a later film or episode, there's a thrill of recognition.  Our resident Star Wars superfan was almost bouncing all the way through this episode.

Last time, the episode focused on the Mandalorian (and was all the better for it).  Mando's story has been running at a tangent to Boba Fett's, and the overlap has been fascinating.  Well, this epiosde runs another tangent, as most of the episode is spent following Mando's quest to see Grogu, affectionately known as Baby Yoda.  As one fan put it on social media, "The Book Of Boba Fett, featuring a cameo from Boba Fett."  Boba gets more screen time than the previous episode (that's easy, he wasn't even in the last episode), but still has nothing to say.


If I have one criticism of this episode, it's that the first half lacks pace.  Maybe that's the point: the Mandalorian is in a rush to see Grogu, give him his gift, and get back to fighting in Boba Fett's army.  However, Jedi have never been in a hurry, often to their frustration of their visitors.  For example, do you remember the time Luke went to find Yoda on Dagobah, and Yoda gave him the runaround for several hours?  If you do, you were in for a real treat in this episode:  it's all here - training remotes, force jumps, force lifts; frogs; and that extended backpack run.  The only thing missing was lifting rocks with the Force, but I suppose the frogs will count instead.  I'm not going to cover it in detail, but a lot of time is spent on content that could have been cut out (although the real fans would probably have wanted to see it).


Mando is directed to a landing area by R2-D2 (yes), then made to wait to see Grogu, while watching super-sized ant droids build Luke Skywalker's School for Gifted Children.  Eventually, he is received on Luke's planet by none other than Ahsoka Tano (the cameos cameos come thick and fast and are all excellent).  She is as inconveniently cryptic as all Jedi are,  but does take Mando to where he can see Grogu in training with Luke.  Mando decides not to talk to Grogu directly  - after all, Grogu is training to be a Jedi and not to form attachments, and a visit from Mando wouldn't help this - but does leave the beskar gift that the Armourer forged for the Foundling Grogu in the last episode.  Interestingly, Grogu does seem to recognise that Mando had been on the planet, as his spacecraft departs for Tattoine.

And back on Tattoine, we see Boba Fett (you might remember him, even though he wasn't featured at all in the last episode).  In this episode, Boba manages about 10 seconds of screen time, but doesn't actually say anything.  I'm sure this was great in the original films, when he was all dark and mysterious, but it just comes off as strange now that we've met him, heard him and seen him without his helmet.  Without the mystery, he really is very boring.  Even the Mayor's assistant (the sycophant) gets a line, and it's a typical zinger.  Fennec Shand lists the recent events which lead them to believe war is coming, including Mayor Mok Shaiz leaving the planet...  the assistant comments, "It was a scheduled vacation, actually."  Is that like a work event?



Mando steals the scene, again, by simply walking into Boba's palace and delivering a couple of lines of dialogue - he knows where he can raise an army if it's needed.

And where from?  Mos Pelgo, the small town marshalled by Cobb Vanth (also known as The Marshall), who keeps peace and is your standard sheriff.  Mando and Cobb have a debate about the residents of Mos Pelgo joining Boba's army of recruits and fighting against the Pyke spice runner Syndicate.  Their discussion concludes with Cobb Vanth saying that he'll discuss it with the residents of 'Freetown', and Mando heads back to Boba Fett's palace.  No sooner has he left, than a dark, mysterious stranger walks in from across the desert.  Younger viewers will miss all the references to classic Westerns, but they're all here...

...and viewers of Clone Wars will recognise the mysterious stranger before he's even lifted his head to reveal his face: this is none other than the sharp-shooter Cad Bane.  Cad warns Cobb away from joining Mando in his battle against the Syndicate; Cobb is taking it all under advisement.  However, Cobb's immature and trigger-happy deputy takes exception, and pulls his gun.  Cad Bane shoots the deputy and Cobb before either get a shot off... things aren't looking good for either of them.

And things are going from bad to worse:  a few episodes ago, Boba Fett went into town to advise Garsa Fwip (owner of The Sanctuary bar) that her bar was under his protection.  Well, that works out well, as the Pyke Syndicate leave a bomb in the crowded bar, and promptly blow up the whole establishment.  Battle lines have been drawn (and with only one episode left, they'd better get on with it).


The episode concludes with a return to Luke and Grogu on their idyllic little planet.  Luke's school has been built, and Luke presents Grogu with a choice:  he can either take the gift from Mando (a very cute, Grogu-sized garment made of beskar chain mail) or from Luke (Yoda's old lightsaber).  Is it fair to make Grogu choose?  Can Grogu choose both?  I suppose the Mandalorian Way and the Path of the Jedi are ideologically opposed - Jedi are supposed to avoid and refuse emotional attachment, while for Mandalorians, loyalty and unity are essential.  One thing's for sure, if Grogu knew how Luke Skywalker's School for Gifted Children works out (with Kylo Ren), then he'd be running for the hills.

Speculation around the final episode...

Is Cobb Vanth actually dead?

Will Cad Bane appear again?

Will the Hutt twins make a return?

Are there any more cameos that could possibly be included next week?  R2-D2, Ahsoka Tano, The Mandalorian (and the other Mandalorians), Luke Skywalker, Grogu, Cad Bane, Cobb Vanth... even the Jawas and the skull of the Krayt Dragon that the Mandalorian helped to kill...

Will Boba Fett actually say something?

Stay tuned...