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Sunday, 13 March 2022

Star Trek Picard Season 2 Episode 2 Review Penance

CONTAINS SPOILERS

Star Trek has an even longer, wider and richer history than Star Wars - there's a wealth of characters, events and plot points that can be mined for ideas for new stories, and this is precisely where the current series of Picard is heading.


Way back, in the The Original Series episode, "
Mirror, Mirror," a transporter accident launched Kirk, Scotty, Uhura and McCoy into an alternative universe which became known as the Mirror Universe.  Here, the 'Federation' is an ultra-right-wing organisation bent on conquest and destruction and the supremacy of the Human Race.  Torturing is an acceptable interrogation technique, Nazi-style salutes are the norm, and assassinating your immediate superior is an approved way of achieving a promotion.  The episode is one of the best of the The Original Series, and is well worth a watch (although you'll smile at the costume designs - Spock in a goatee, for example).

Picard's first series, The Next Generation, never visited the Mirror Universe, but it featured repeatedly in Deep Space Nine episodes - Crossover (Season 2), Through the Looking Glass (Season 3), Shattered Mirror (Season 4), Resurrection (Season 6), and The Emperor’s New Cloak (Season 7).  The Terran Empire is battling against the combined forces of almost everybody else - the Klingons, Vulcans, Cardassians, Ferengi and so on.  It also featured in the Enterprise series (with two standalone episodes) and much of Star Trek Discovery.

And it is in this Mirror Universe that Picard finds himself, courtesy of Q.  It's not clear why Q is not his usual self - as Picard points out, he seems unwell and unstable, even by Q's own unhinged standards.  Q drops some key hints as to Picard's location:  his line, "This is no Yesterday's Enterprise." is directed to the audience more than to Picard:  Yesterday's Enterprise was an episode of The Next Generation, and possibly one of the best.  A previous version of the Enterprise, the Enterprise NCC-1701C is thrown forwards in time and out of a key battle between the Romulans and the Klingons.  In the correct order of history, the Enterprise C makes a valiant sacrificial stand to protect the Klingons, and this leads to a lasting peace with them.  When the Enterprise C ducks out of this battle, history takes a different turn and the Federation and Klingons are mortal enemies.  

Q makes another overt reference to their new location when he comments about 'mirrors and smoke' - this is definitely the Mirror Universe.

And what a bleak place it is for mankind.  Global warming has made it almost impossible to grow crops; the planet has a defence system of some kind surrounding it and worse of all, Picard is the key military leader who has made all this happen.  His chateau now sports trophies of all macabre types:  there are the usual weapons of war, portraits and military imagery, along with the skulls of some of mankind's greatest 'enemies':  Gul Dukat (the Cardassian antagonist in Deep Space Nine); the Vulcan Sarek (who was executed in front of a crowd that included his son - Spock); General Martok (in our universe, a key Klingon who supported peace with the Federation).  Things here are very, very wrong.  But Picard is sick and tired of Q's interference, and wants none of his help.  Ah, Picard, still as stubborn as ever.  However, Q has still arranged for support for Picard in this universe, as we discover.

Seven awakens in the Mirror Universe, and we eventually realise that she's not Borg.  Maybe the change in the timeline meant that her parents never flew off in search of the Borg; maybe humanity never encountered the Borg in this timeline.  Maybe I'm being optimistic: the truth is a lot worse.  This episode piles on the darkness and is relentless in making a bleak place even worse.

Seven very quickly runs some personal diagnostics, and concludes that she is still herself, in a strange environment: she is married, and no less than the President Of Earth (a role which the Emergency Medical Hologram once took on in the comical Voyager episode Bride of Chaotica!).  She handles the transition with apparent ease, and after acclimatising to being married, sends her husband off and makes contact with Rios.  Her husband suggests General Sisko (from Deep Space Nine, no less, but Seven knows exactly what she's doing.

This is a great scene; Rios is in the middle of a battle with the Vulcans (apparently near their homeworld) and accepts Seven's hail.  Is the Rios in this universe the same Rios we know from our universe?  Is Seven?  After a few guarded comments, Rios asks:  "Seven?"  to which she replies, "Chris!" and they know that they are indeed in the same situation.  He is given a presidential order to return to Earth - the team must reunite.

Raffi and Elnor meet in less than ideal circumstances.  In this xenophobic, fascist, supremacist environment, aliens such as the Romulan Elnor are less than nothing.  Elnor in particular is a terrorist, with a specialism in setting off bombs in high-rise buildings. He gets captured; his terrorist partner is shot dead.  Fortunately, Raffi is now the planetary head of security.  She's able to rescue Elnor; but who is able to rescue them?  There are security troops all around and Raffi has to hand Elnor over to them - but he is to be kept alive as he possesses key intelligence and is to be interrogated.

Today is Eradication Day; in a grand ceremony presented by President Hansen and General Jean-Luc Picard, the last member of humanity's greatest enemies is to be executed.  Vulcan?  Romulan?  Cardassian?  Again, this episode makes a dark situation as dark as possible:  as Doctor Agnes Jurati discovers, the species to be eradicated today is none less than the Borg.  Humanity have driven the Borg to extinction: we are in a very grim situation.  Agnes is still mentally unstable, and she makes a complete mess of acknowledging her transition to this new universe and of getting into character here. She's so clumsy that she almost blows the team's cover before she's even said a word.  Seven brings her into line, as the two of them (plus Seven's husband) meet the Borg Queen - the final Borg in this Mirror Universe.  Meeting a Borg Queen is always scary, and this is no exception - this one is alone, lost, slightly insane, but aware of the divergence in the timeline.  She also still recognises Seven.

Picard and Seven meet up - they in turn are reunited with Raffi and her 'prisoner' Elnor.  On whose authority is Raffi meant to keep hold of Elnor?  On General Picard's, no less.  Who else?  The four of them all catch up on their situation:  "I'm the human president of a xenophobic authoritarian regime."  Sums it all up, really.  This is an alternative reality, and the Borg Queen here can help the team understand the cause of the divergence.  Hence, time travel is going to be necessary, to go back in time and 'put right what once went wrong' (to quote Quantum Leap).  Time travel is very complex, but it can be done by sling-shotting a ship around a star at warp (Kirk did indeed do it on multiple occasions, in particular in Star Trek IV).  The calculations are extremely complicated, Kirk was able to do this, because 'He had Spock', and the team realise they can use the Borg Queen, who will surely want to help them in order to rejoin her collective in the Beta Quadrant.

President Hansen, General Picard, Security Chief Raffi and their prisoner

So that's the plan:  lower (or make a hole in) the planetary shields to enable communication and beaming, so that Rios can beam the crew up to the La Sirena, along with the Borg Queen, who is in cold storage in Agnes's lab.  What could possibly go wrong?  In this universe:  everything.  After all, today is Eradication Day, and security is tight.

President Hansen delivers a speech, reminding her bloodthirsty audience that a human galaxy is a safe galaxy, and that mankind shows its merciful power in mercilessly annihilating all the other, non-human, life forms in it.  Picard slowly takes his place on the stage, which is literally spotlight in the darkness.  This scene stands in sharp contrast to his presentation to Starfleet Academy's graduates in the last episode - the Human Empire flags stand in the darkness; Starfleet Academy has flags from multiple races, positioned in a bright sunlit window.


Picard plays for time; he plays to the crowd.  He's running out of time, and running out of ideas and options.  Agnes is trying to create maintain an open comm line with Rios, while Raffi and Elnor are trying to punch a hole in the Earth's shields so that they can all beam out - with the Borg Queen - at a time when security is tight and getting tighter.  Nobody is making any progress, and Picard's crowd are getting impatient.  In the end, he improvises and shoots the guards on the stage.  As ever, just at the last possible moment, Seven, Picard, Agnes, Jaffi, Elnor and the Borg Queen are beamed aboard the La Sirena.  Everybody runs to their stations: Seven takes the bridge and prepares the getaway, while Agnes starts preparing the La Sirena for a connection with the Borg Queen.

Does anybody else find the way that the Queen looks at Agnes disturbing?


It's all futile: Seven's husband beams aboard, followed by more armed security officers who seize the ship and place everyone under arrest as traitors.

Does anybody else think that the Queen will provide the escape route for the crew?

I thought the first episode was good, but this was even better.  It had a completely different tone - last week's was romantic, with whimsical 'what-ifs' and bright optimism (harvest and graduation are celebrations of a long, successful effort); this episode was dark:  Q isn't well; the celebrations are around death, extinction and eradication, and even the rebellion against the Confederation seems doomed to failure.  The only hope in this grim universe is the Borg Queen - the epitome of darkness - which shows how dark the situation really is.  Whatever happens, I shall be watching with great anticipation next week. 




Sunday, 6 March 2022

Star Trek Picard Season 2 Episode 1 Review The Star Gazer

CONTAINS SPOILERS

Star Trek Picard Season 2 kicks off with a huge cliff-hanger.  There's no preamble or prelude as we are launched into the interior of a Starfleet vessel under heavy attack, intruders on board and casualties mounting.  It's not immediately clear where or when this is, or if it's real.  While watching it, and observing the La Sirena crew on the bridge acting as bridge officers, I thought that this was a dream or flashback sequence.  But no.

The story settles down to "48 hours earlier" so the disaster scenario wasn't a dream sequence.  And, 48 hours earlier, Picard is in his vineyard, in the grounds of his chateau, while his gramophone plays, "Time is on my side, yes it is..."  I sure hope so.  It's harvest time, and he's checking his crop while his workers bring it in - by beaming it into the carriers.  It's 2401, and it's good to see Picard's Romulan housekeeper, Laris, is assisting with the harvest.  Harvest time is a key time on the calendar, and Picard's favourite; as Laris points out, "Sieze today, for we know nothing of tomorrow."  Laris decides to take her own advice and make a play for Picard; Romulans don't grieve in the same way as humans, and she hints that she would like to love him; he's spent his life in the stars and perhaps it's time to settle down.


But would that make for a good Star Trek TV series? The writers seem to think so, and add a layer of 'missed opportunity' to the plot.

Picard disappears into a flashback sequence in his castle, recalling his mother, and the arguments and domestic violence between his parents.  It seems his mother, Yvette, was responsible for setting young Jean-Luc on his path to the stars, as a way of escaping an unhappy home life. 

Oh, and out in the stars there's a luminescent green spatial anomaly out in space that has bashed the USS Avalon off its axis.  It's Borg green, but doesn't look Borg at first sight.

 Picard prepares to give his speech to the graduating class at Starfleet Academy, and before he sets off, he's trawling his library for a specific book - Loris finds it in seconds.  Clearly these two are good for each other, but clearly he's not not prepared to take the chance.  I wonder how many second opportunities he's going to need.  Picard, however, has apparently made his mind up and delivers his speech, with the theme of siezing the day and making the most of every opportunity - and highlights the first Romulan graduate from the academy, his friend Elnor (as seen in season 1).  After delivering the speech, Picard heads over to find out where Elnor has been assigned; the graduates are all getting ships with names that are well established in Trek history.  There's the USS Excelsior, which has featured in Star Trek III and Star Trek VI;  USS Grissom, which featured in Star Trek II, and the Stargazer, which was the name of Picard's first command - see The Battle, TNG Season 1 Episode 9.  

This whole episode plays on the pun of young Picard gazing at the stars, and the current vessel, the USS Stargazer. 

The USS Stargazer, Picard's first command.

After paraphrasing Spock's advice and encouraging Elnor to 'live a little', Picard finally takes his own advice and speaks to Guinan.  Guinan was the bartender on the Enterprise D as we saw throughout TNG, and as an El Aurian, she has the ability to detect shifts in the space-time continuum.  She's also a long-standing friend of Picard's and an inexhaustible supply of good advice.  Picard again skirts around the issue of not following his heart (he followed his head to the stars, and left his heart unexplored) but Guinan holds up an accurate mirror to his feelings.

Seven, meanwhile, is using the El Sirena to ship Federation medical supplies on behalf of the Fenris Rangers (we heard of them in series 1).  She's having to defend the ship from boarding pirates, which she does with the assistance of the holographic crew, all based on Rios.  His holographic personality enables him to dodge phaser fire, then rematerialise to strike the pirates over the back of the head when required.  She continues her run through interstellar space, and detects the same, green spatial anomaly as Starfleet - it's time to take a look, with the assistance of holographic Rios.

The real Rios is now captain of the current USS Stargazer, which has been sent to investigate the bright green spatial anomaly.  The special effects for this anomaly are light years ahead of anything I've seen in sci-fi, and are amazing.  After a few minutes probing the anomaly, the crew are interrupted by a full-spectrum blast of radiation, which turns out to be a signal - or a three-word message, repeated by thousands of voices, "Help us, Picard."  I'm calling this:  thousands of voices calling for Picard, by name... in unison?  Must be the Borg ;-)

What do you get if you cross the Enterprise with an X-Wing?  The Stargazer

Picard is back on Earth, where he is visited by a Starfleet Admiral - he has no hesitation in following her to the USS Stargazer and the anomaly.  Contrast Admiral Picard, who is ready to jump on a shuttlecraft with zero notice, and Jean-Luc, who is hopelessly unable to develop a relationship with Laris (or anybody else, for that matter).  I wonder if that's what Laris is thinking as she watches the shuttlecraft depart.

Agnes and Soji, meanwhile, are partying and dining on an obscure part of the Beta Quadrant - in Soji's case, enjoying not being hunted as a synth.  Agnes and Rios have had a relationship which has ended badly, and Agnes is still recovering, and, to add insult to injury, is attracting the attentions of a flirtatious synth.  She is invited aboard the Stargazer, and immediately accepts (the second of this week's character to seek an escape in space).  Picard comes aboard and is greeted by Seven, who explains that this new Stargazer is the first ship in Starfleet to have been constructed with technology adapated from the Borg artifact (see last series).  I wish I could remember which series it was where a ship was built with alien technology which suddenly activated and siezed control of the ship; it's a classic sci-fi cliche.

So, the crew of the La Sirena converge on the spatial anomaly, and are reunited on the Stargazer.  Picard responds to the mysterious message, and after a brief delay, receive an additional reply.  It is indeed the Borg, and they're asking to join Starfleet.

Picard on the bridge of a starship - where he's at his best.

Is this an opportunity to make peace with the Borg?  Is it a ruse to win the trust of the Federation and then assimilate them?  For all the talk of missed opportunities, this is probably one that should be missed - especially if you ask Seven.  But no, the Borg, now in a cruciform vessel, decide its time to act and there's no more time to wait.  They are going to beam an emissary over - here comes the Borg Queen.  There is still an opportunity for Starfleet to respond with force, while the Borg Queen's transporter signal slowly materialises on the bridge of the Stargazer, but Picard decides against.  And suddenly we're back where we were at the start of the episode:  it's the Borg Queen (looking like something out of Doctor Who, with a faceless, black armoured helmet) who is attacking the bridge, firing assimilation tubules at the bridge consoles and shooting stun blasts at the Starfleet security officers.  It's all going horribly wrong - terminally wrong, in fact, as Picard activates the auto-destruct sequence while the Borg Queen continues to gain control of the ship, using the Borg technology that was already installed in it - and then using that link to take control of the entire fleet which has assembled.  No more, "Resistance is futile," from the Borg - this is now, "You are out of time."

And the whole fleet goes up in a cloud of proverbial smoke, with a bright flash of light and a final message from the Borg Queen: "Look up."  Wasn't that what Picard's mother said to him?

Except this isn't the end, as Picard finds himself back at his chateau, where something's changed.  His comm badge is different - larger and pointier (changing a comm badge is a quick shorthand in Trek for a different or parallel universe).  His orangery/conservatory is mostly intact, instead of being wrecked with broken glass all over the floor.  The sky is now filled with the hexagonal grid of a planetary defence system - Earth is probably at war. Picard's house is now decorated with the spoils of war - the portrait on the wall is of him on a battlefield.  And Laris has gone, replaced by an inane android.  

There are so many details in the conversation between Picard and Harvey the android that I can't go over them here, but I hope they'll all be revisited in future episodes.

"What is happening here?" asks Picard.  And that's where it all kicks off.

Q, who has addressed Picard as "Mon capitaine" since they first met, appears and explains that this is a new timeline - an alternate reality, or 'the end of the path not taken'.  Q loves messing about with time, and with the Borg, and with a click of his fingers he's flung Picard and his crew into a new alternate reality.  As with Back to the Future II, the question will likely be "What historic event has been changed, and how do we fix it?"  Who knows?  This is the real cliff-hanger of this episode, and of the series.

I'm looking forward to it.




 

 









Tuesday, 1 March 2022

Chess Game: Co-ordination

I know, it's been a long time since I published a Chess game on this blog. It's a bit disappointing for a website called daveschessgames.blogspot.com, but that's the way it goes sometimes! I played this blitz game on chess.com last week, and even as I was playing it - at high speed - I realised how well co-ordinated my pieces were, and how poorly my opponent's were. Rooks are better when they're either connected or doubled (covering each other horizontally or vertically) and are of no benefit when they're disconnected (on different ranks and files). Bishops, meanwhile, work best on long, open diagonals. Long, or open, but ideally both. hernin1 vs David, 19 February 2022, 10 mins per player.

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nxc6 bxc6 I was taught to always capture towards the centre, and it makes sense here.

6. Qf3 Bb7 7. Bc4 d5 8. exd5 cxd5 9. Bb3

9. ...  Bb4+ 
10. Bd2 Qe7+ 
11. Qe2 Qxe2+ 
12. Kxe2 Ba6+ 
13. Kd1 Bxd2

White loses castling rights, and strands his king in the centre of the board.  Still, that can't be too dangerous with the queens off the board, right?
 
14. Nxd2 O-O 
15. Re1 c5 
16. c4 d4 

...and I've blocked White's bishop out of the game - at least temporarily.  If I can move my bishop to b7, then it will have an uncontested view of the long diagonal.  And with c4, I've also created a passed pawn.


17. Ne4 Nxe4 
18. Rxe4 Bb7 
19. Rg4 

A strange but necessary move to protect the pawn on g2.  White's rooks are now completely separated from each other - it would take several moves to get them on the same rank or file, and white has also vacated the central e-file. I'll be looking to take ownership of that e-file...


19. ... Rfe8 ... and there's no time like the present.
20. Bc2 Re7
21. a4 Rae8 

I'm not sure what a4 was aiming for (maybe a manual rook lift with Ra3), but I now have doubled rooks on the open e-file.  My bishop stands unchallenged on the long diagonal, while white's pieces are in disarray.  And the worst of it?  I'm threatening to capture white's rook with with 22. ... Re1+ and Rxa1


22. Kd2 Re2+  white plays the best move (avoiding the loss of the rook on a1), but is heading for trouble.

 23. Kd3 Rxf2
 24. Rd1 Re3# 0-1

White moved the rook to a safer square, but neglected his open king.  Yes, this was as blitz game, but I was very pleased with how I handled the pieces.  I was also surprised at how my opponent failed to co-ordinate his pieces, which were spread across the board with no clear aim, and subsequently fell to a direct attack in the centre of the board.  




Some of my other Chess games that you may be interested in:

Playing the English Defence
My first face-to-face Chess Club game
My earliest online Chess game
My very earliest Chess game (it was even earlier than I thought)
The Chess game I'm most pleased with - where I made the situation too complicated for my opponent, causing him to lose a piece; I then found a fork and finished off with a piece sacrifice

And some of my Ruy Lopez games (seems everybody wants to play this if they aren't going to use the Patzer).

Ruy Lopez and 2 ... f6
Ruy Lopez game with 3 ... Nf6 4 O-O
Ruy Lopez with Exchange Variation




Sunday, 27 February 2022

Star Trek Picard: Season 2 Preview

The next season of Star Trek Picard launches in the UK on Friday 4 March:  soon!

I've seen the trailers, and they look good (in my humble opinion).

Star Trek Picard Season 2 Teaser - don't worry if you don't get all the references, there are many and they're very cryptic.  There are things like...

the clock stuck at 10:04 (the time the lightning strikes in Back to the Future)
the painting of the Enterprise D  (Picard's command when he first met Q)
the model of the starship (Picard's first command, the USS Stargazer);
sand flowing up the hourglass (time travel)
...and many more.

Star Trek Picard Season 2 - Trailer 1  (it gives a release data of February, but that got put back)

Star Trek Picard Season 2 - Trailer 2

The crew of the La Sirena will need to find a way to go back in time to prevent a change in Earth's history from rippling through time and turning Earth into a totalitarian, dystopian state.  How has this happened?  Well, there's this omnipotent being called Q (nothing to do with James Bond) who has the ability to move through time, change his appearance, change anything and everything - he has almost godlike powers.

However, Q is a royal pain in the neck.  Despite all his power and intelligence, he's frequently thrown Starfleet (and Picard in particular) into disarray with a click of his finger.


If you want to do some preparatory viewing, then I would suggest the following episodes from Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG).  TNG is available on Netflix.  Q does appear in other episodes of TNG, but these will be enough to get you started.

1.  Encounter at Farpoint (series 1, episodes 1 and 2)
The first episodes of Star Trek TNG introduce Q right from the start.  He's shown as a dangerous clown, almost a psychopath determined to teach humanity and Starfleet a lesson, for their own good.  He puts humanity on trail (hence the line in the trailers: "the trial never ends")

2.  Q Who (series 2, episode 16)
Q reappears, asking to join Picard's crew on the Enterprise.  Picard declines, and Q hurls the Enterprise into the path of the Borg.  One of TNG's best episodes, and it shows how dangerous Q is.

3.  All Good Things (series 7, episodes 25 and 26)
The series finale sees Q putting humanity on trial (again), and this time if Picard doesn't prove himself worthy, then the whole human race will never have ever existed.  Contains time travel and some very nice battle sequences.

In order to travel back in time, Picard must borrow some technology from a race that he's very familiar with.  I'm sure that will all go without a hitch...

Weekly reviews will follow each episode, laden with spoilers, opinions and comments about parts of the show that refer to previous Star Trek series!



Friday, 18 February 2022

The Book of Boba Fett, Episode 7 Review

CONTAINS SPOILERS

The Book of Boba Fett has been a mixed bag.  There have been highlights (such as the arrival of the Mandalorian, which was met with cheers in our household) and lowlights (the introduction of the Mods has been a real "What??!" moment).  This final episode is similar, with some genuinely awesome high points, and some strange moments that raise a few eyebrows and a few questions.

Firstly: Boba, Fennec and Mando (along with the Mayor's Assistant) visit the scene of the Sanctuary bombing.  This is not ignored or played down; it was a declaration of war from the Pykes, and Boba knows it.  His thinly-spread army are monitoring the situation on three fronts in Mos Espa - the Gamorrean guards; the Mods and Black Krrysant are out on patrol.  Does anybody else think this is a bad idea, or is it just the way it's filmed that shows large crowds of people outnumbering our heroes?

There are a few very interesting lines of dialogue early on in the episode which are strangely inaccurate.

Boba Fett, looking around the ruins of the Sanctuary bar:  "We are at war... even if we win, there might not be anything left of this city."  Okay, so that one is proved to be true.

Fennec Shrand: "The Pyke Syndicate has not yet arrived in numbers, but the minute they do, we will see them before they see us.  The truce you negotiated will ensure that they remain neutral, and we will have the upper hand over the arriving soldiers."

To quote Luke Skywalker: "Every word of what you just said was wrong."

As if to prove the point, Cad Bane appears at the front door of the Sanctuary bar - "I thought you said nobody could sneak up on us."  The discussion is short, and highlights just how many times Boba has been wrong throughout the series.  The Tusken raiders were killed by the Pyke Syndicate; and then to add to the list, "He killed Vance; the reinforcements aren't coming."  Is anybody keeping track of the inaccurate comments?

It very quickly degenerates - all three reconnaissance groups are attacked by the locals: the other crime families who promised Boba that they would stay out of any future battles instead betray him, and without warning attack Boba's troops.  Spread thinly, and unable to join forces with each other, their situation looks bleak.  Indeed, the Gamorrean guards are forced back over a precipice - I have to say that I was sorry to see them go.  Fennec races off from the Sanctuary to support the Mods, leaving Boba and Mando - and the Mayor's Assistant - preparing to defend their central position.  The Pykes seem to have unlimited numbers, and the heroes are desperately outnumbered.  So much for 'not yet arrived in numbers'.  The crime families have all made a deal with the Pyke Syndicate to get Boba Fett off the planet.


Meanwhile, Grogu has made his decision:  Mandalorian way or Jedi training?  R2D2 pilots an X-wing to Tattoine, landing at Peli Motto's repair station (she fixed up Mando's new Naboo fighter).  She's delighted to see him again (as we all are) and notes he's wearing his new Beskar shirt.  R2D2 leaves Grogu with Peli, who will take him to be reunited with Mando.

At the Sanctuary bar, the Mayor's Assistant plays a useful role - yeah, you don't say that very often - by buying Mando and Boba the time they need to prepare a counter-attack.  His wordiness is ideal for stalling for time, as he embarks on a long speech in front of the Pykes... which seems to end badly.  I genuinely feared for his personal safety, and thought he was going to get shot - by a member of either side.

It all falls apart, and in a highlight of the episode, Boba and Mando fly into the scene, jetpacks firing, and guns blasting - and they can't miss.  The Pykes can't shoot straight, and it looks like the battle might turn... until the Pykes start finding their aim.  Boba and Mando fight as a great team, each covering the other's back, but their Beskar armour starts to feel the strain.  The only complain I have is that there are far too many Pyke soldiers to be plausible - to quote Boba, "They just keep coming."  Still, a fight is only a fight when it's balanced, and the people of Freetown come in on a light hovertank, more guns blasting... and still they're outnumbered and pinned down.  Black Krrsantan, previously thought gone, also manages to stage a retreat to the Sanctuary bar.  Indeed, the soldiers note that the Pyke "are falling back."  Except that's just to make way for Scorpenek droids (like the Destroyer Droids from Episodes 1 and 2, or like something out of RoboCop, and with very heavy shields).



There then follows a very long and futile attempt to destroy these droids by defeating their shields.  It's not going to work... and in fact, you have to wonder why the Pykes didn't start off with these droids in the first place.  It's a running battle, which means the heroes are running away and failing to make any progress at all against the Scorpenek droids.  It all looks grim (hasn't it always?), until Peli Motto manages to catch up with the Mandalorian (with precious cargo in tow).  The sequence where Grogu and Mando are reunited, and Mando realises that Grogu is wearing his little Beskar shirt, is the best moment of the series.  Sorry, Boba, but it is; you became a supporting character from the second that Mando appeared at the start of episode 5. 

Boba decides it's time to call in the final round of reinforcements:  his pet Rancor.  Remember how Boba said earlier that even if the heroes win, their might be nothing left of the city?  Well, the Rancor certainly goes a long way towards making that happen.  It turns out that Rancors are completely impervious to everything except fire, as it tears its way through the city and the first Scorpenek droid, while Mando and Grogu (who can now use the force more precisely) take on the second.

Which just leaves a wayward Rancor, and a dangerous gunslinger.  Grogu puts the Rancor to sleep (it seems that he's totally fearless), while Boba and Cad Bane get the fight they were due.  Cad Bane has a long history in Star Wars (the Clone Wars in particular), and a good villain needs a good death.  There are no lightsabre-wielding Jedi around (Luke Skywalker chickened out), and no exhaust shafts to throw the villains down, so it's a straightforward gun fight, fist-fight and scrap to the finish.  In the end, Boba finishes Cad with the wooden stick he carved with the Tusken's help - a poetic end: Cad slaughtered the Tuskens, and so Boba kills him with the Tusken's staff.

The battle is won; all that's really left is to explain what happened.  It transpires that the Mayor is not offworld, he's still on Tattoine, overseeing Boba's intended demise and conspiring with the Pykes (Fennec sorts them all out in a brutal conclusion).  The other crime families were also in on it - people really didn't like Boba Fett at all, although I missed why.  

Grogu and Mando are reunited, ready for their next series of adventures, and no surprises, the back seat in Mando's Naboo fighter is just the right size for Grogu (who loves the turbo boost button).  No date yet on when they'll be back on our screens.

And if you watch right to the very end of the episode - even past the credits - you'll discover another twist in the story:  Cobb Vanth was not killed by Cad Bane's shot - it wounded his shoulder, and he's now recovering in Boba's bacta tank.  I was particularly pleased by this: although the armour belonged to Boba Fett, at least Cobb Vanth was putting it to use in upholding the law.  Boba, even with his armour, was not as interesting and had less character that Cobb Vanth had without the armour, and giving it back to Boba seemed like a complete waste.


So, that's the first series of Boba Fett wrapped up.  If I had to compare the series overall to anything else, I would probably compare it to Forrest Gump (which seems a little strange, I know).  Both stories follow the title character through important events, meeting people who are more famous, better known and more interesting, and then telling the story from that character's perspective.  

Boba Fett the character (and Boba Fett the series) was definitely better when the focus was on the characters around him, which, to be fair, was exactly how it was in the original films.

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT EPISODE LIST

Episode 1 Stranger in a Strange Land
Episode 2 The Tribes of Tatooine
Episode 3 The Streets of Mos Espa
Episode 4 The Gathering Storm
Episode 5 Return of the Mandalorian
Episode 6 From the Desert Comes a Stranger
Episode 7 In The Name of Honor

Wednesday, 9 February 2022

The Book of Boba Fett, Episode 6, Review

CONTAINS SPOILERS

I mentioned last week that Star Wars has a very, very wide extended universe.  Fans have watched the films so many times that they know all the tiny details of each scene, and whenever any part of that scene resurfaces in a later film or episode, there's a thrill of recognition.  Our resident Star Wars superfan was almost bouncing all the way through this episode.

Last time, the episode focused on the Mandalorian (and was all the better for it).  Mando's story has been running at a tangent to Boba Fett's, and the overlap has been fascinating.  Well, this epiosde runs another tangent, as most of the episode is spent following Mando's quest to see Grogu, affectionately known as Baby Yoda.  As one fan put it on social media, "The Book Of Boba Fett, featuring a cameo from Boba Fett."  Boba gets more screen time than the previous episode (that's easy, he wasn't even in the last episode), but still has nothing to say.


If I have one criticism of this episode, it's that the first half lacks pace.  Maybe that's the point: the Mandalorian is in a rush to see Grogu, give him his gift, and get back to fighting in Boba Fett's army.  However, Jedi have never been in a hurry, often to their frustration of their visitors.  For example, do you remember the time Luke went to find Yoda on Dagobah, and Yoda gave him the runaround for several hours?  If you do, you were in for a real treat in this episode:  it's all here - training remotes, force jumps, force lifts; frogs; and that extended backpack run.  The only thing missing was lifting rocks with the Force, but I suppose the frogs will count instead.  I'm not going to cover it in detail, but a lot of time is spent on content that could have been cut out (although the real fans would probably have wanted to see it).


Mando is directed to a landing area by R2-D2 (yes), then made to wait to see Grogu, while watching super-sized ant droids build Luke Skywalker's School for Gifted Children.  Eventually, he is received on Luke's planet by none other than Ahsoka Tano (the cameos cameos come thick and fast and are all excellent).  She is as inconveniently cryptic as all Jedi are,  but does take Mando to where he can see Grogu in training with Luke.  Mando decides not to talk to Grogu directly  - after all, Grogu is training to be a Jedi and not to form attachments, and a visit from Mando wouldn't help this - but does leave the beskar gift that the Armourer forged for the Foundling Grogu in the last episode.  Interestingly, Grogu does seem to recognise that Mando had been on the planet, as his spacecraft departs for Tattoine.

And back on Tattoine, we see Boba Fett (you might remember him, even though he wasn't featured at all in the last episode).  In this episode, Boba manages about 10 seconds of screen time, but doesn't actually say anything.  I'm sure this was great in the original films, when he was all dark and mysterious, but it just comes off as strange now that we've met him, heard him and seen him without his helmet.  Without the mystery, he really is very boring.  Even the Mayor's assistant (the sycophant) gets a line, and it's a typical zinger.  Fennec Shand lists the recent events which lead them to believe war is coming, including Mayor Mok Shaiz leaving the planet...  the assistant comments, "It was a scheduled vacation, actually."  Is that like a work event?



Mando steals the scene, again, by simply walking into Boba's palace and delivering a couple of lines of dialogue - he knows where he can raise an army if it's needed.

And where from?  Mos Pelgo, the small town marshalled by Cobb Vanth (also known as The Marshall), who keeps peace and is your standard sheriff.  Mando and Cobb have a debate about the residents of Mos Pelgo joining Boba's army of recruits and fighting against the Pyke spice runner Syndicate.  Their discussion concludes with Cobb Vanth saying that he'll discuss it with the residents of 'Freetown', and Mando heads back to Boba Fett's palace.  No sooner has he left, than a dark, mysterious stranger walks in from across the desert.  Younger viewers will miss all the references to classic Westerns, but they're all here...

...and viewers of Clone Wars will recognise the mysterious stranger before he's even lifted his head to reveal his face: this is none other than the sharp-shooter Cad Bane.  Cad warns Cobb away from joining Mando in his battle against the Syndicate; Cobb is taking it all under advisement.  However, Cobb's immature and trigger-happy deputy takes exception, and pulls his gun.  Cad Bane shoots the deputy and Cobb before either get a shot off... things aren't looking good for either of them.

And things are going from bad to worse:  a few episodes ago, Boba Fett went into town to advise Garsa Fwip (owner of The Sanctuary bar) that her bar was under his protection.  Well, that works out well, as the Pyke Syndicate leave a bomb in the crowded bar, and promptly blow up the whole establishment.  Battle lines have been drawn (and with only one episode left, they'd better get on with it).


The episode concludes with a return to Luke and Grogu on their idyllic little planet.  Luke's school has been built, and Luke presents Grogu with a choice:  he can either take the gift from Mando (a very cute, Grogu-sized garment made of beskar chain mail) or from Luke (Yoda's old lightsaber).  Is it fair to make Grogu choose?  Can Grogu choose both?  I suppose the Mandalorian Way and the Path of the Jedi are ideologically opposed - Jedi are supposed to avoid and refuse emotional attachment, while for Mandalorians, loyalty and unity are essential.  One thing's for sure, if Grogu knew how Luke Skywalker's School for Gifted Children works out (with Kylo Ren), then he'd be running for the hills.

Speculation around the final episode...

Is Cobb Vanth actually dead?

Will Cad Bane appear again?

Will the Hutt twins make a return?

Are there any more cameos that could possibly be included next week?  R2-D2, Ahsoka Tano, The Mandalorian (and the other Mandalorians), Luke Skywalker, Grogu, Cad Bane, Cobb Vanth... even the Jawas and the skull of the Krayt Dragon that the Mandalorian helped to kill...

Will Boba Fett actually say something?

Stay tuned... 

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT EPISODE LIST

Episode 1 Stranger in a Strange Land
Episode 2 The Tribes of Tatooine
Episode 3 The Streets of Mos Espa
Episode 4 The Gathering Storm
Episode 5 Return of the Mandalorian
Episode 6 From the Desert Comes a Stranger
Episode 7 In The Name of Honor


Thursday, 27 January 2022

The Book of Boba Fett, Episode 5, Review

CONTAINS SPOILERS

One of Star Wars' greatest strengths is the breadth and depth of its universe.  There are key characters on far-flung planets that are easily recognisable as part of the Star Wars saga, and the films and series play on this extensively (for example, the unexpected arrival of Lando Calrissian in the Rise of Skywalker; or the appearance of Jabba's torture droid in the kitchens in the previous episode of Boba Fett).  These characters have their own lives, and we see the small part that intersects with the main plot.  That's how Boba Fett's series came to be - he had barely a handful of lines in the films, but here he is with his own series.

Except it seems like the series is starting to run out of new material.  He escaped the Sarlaac pit, and... he met with the Tusken raiders... hijacked a train... reclaimed his ship and killed the Sarlaac...  thank you very much and good night, roll credits.


Charging into Episode 5, with only a few brief hints (which were enough) in previous episodes, is a far more intriguing character, with a far more interesting back-story:  The Mandalorian.  It is unfortunate for Boba Fett that he's been completely upstaged by a much better character - on his own show.  Boba doesn't make a single appearance in this episode, and he isn't missed.  His deadpan, emotionless expression is just not enough, and without his armour and gadgets he's just not interesting.  He was at his best in the films talking sass to Darth Vader and flying around with his jetpack; the writers here just haven't done anything more with him (and he's spent half the series without his gadgets).

The Mandalorian, meanwhile, has plenty of sass, weapons and gadgets.  Within his first few minutes on the screen, he's pulled out a bounty hunter's tracker device; then a puck; then the darksaber - and then, when surrounded by thugs and told to consider his options carefully, replies, "I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold."  Ah yes, Mandalorian sass.  Boba Fett, pay attention.

The episode is 99% Mandalorian - even the opening music has been remixed to include the recognisable Mandalorian riff.  We see how he's returned to operating as a bounty hunter, but still misses Grogu (Baby Yoda).  He meets up with The Armourer, and the last of the Mandalorians (apparently they're down to just six in total), Paz Viszla -- the extremely heavily armoured one.  Mando asks for the beskar spear to be melted down and turned into something useful for Grogu.  We don't see what it is, but I expect we'll find out soon.  Paz Viszla believes that Mando isn't worthy to carry the darksabre, which Mando claims is getting heavier to handle every time he wields it.  The Armourer gives him a training session in how to fight with a darksabre; Paz Viszla has other ideas and fights Mando in order to take it from him.  The fight doesn't have the typical flow of a lightsaber battle - these are two heavily armoured combatants, not a pair of Jedi in light robes - and loses nothing for it.  It concludes with The Armourer forcing Mando to admit that he has removed his helmet; as such, he is no longer a true Mandalorian, and must be expelled from the order.

I don't see that making much difference to him.  

He receives a distress call from Tatooine (where else?) and sets off on a transport ship, in one of the funniest scenes in the episode.  He's asked to check all his weapons before boarding, and despite weapons being part of his religion, he complies, and unloads most of what he's wearing into a security case.  blaster; knife; wrist rockets; grappling hook... the list goes on.  And, in contrast to Boba, who really is nothing without his gadgets, we see how Mando is still a strong character without all his weapons.  Sitting on the passenger transport, he shares a moment with a young Rodian, before looking at the knotted kerchief, which has a shape similar to Grogu.  He misses him.

The landing on Tatooine is uneventful (if comical... Mando retrieves all his weapons without incident, the valet droid lives to serve another day), and Mando makes his way to his old friend Peli Motto.  Peli featured in the Mandalorian's own series, when she carried out repairs on his Razor Crest, and looked after Grogu while Mando dealt with a bounty hunter who was looking for them.  Well, Mando's back, and Peli remembers him and his old ship... he's looking for a replacement, and she has just the thing.

Watching this with my son, we were both convinced it was going to be a podracer.  Those twin engines at the front and the cockpit at the back (covered by a huge tarpaulin) worried us both; thankfully, we were wrong - it's an old Naboo single-seat fighter, of the type which young, chirpy Anakin Skywalker flew.  Fortunately, this is an upgraded model - with significant improvements.  And - note - the droid port on top has been removed, and has been covered with a clear glass dome, leaving room behind the pilot which is suitable for carrying a small passenger, probably.

Yes, Mando flies it through Beggar's Canyon (the podracing track); yes, he tries spinning ("That's a neat trick..."  sigh) but this is definitely Mando's ship, not Anakin's.  He carries out a flypast of the transport ship that dropped him off - the young Rodian is still on board, and Mando gives him a nod before executing a range of high-speed maneouvres close to the transport.

This draws the attention of the local traffic police (in X-Wings, naturally).  We did a double-take at one of the pilots in the X-Wing (has anybody here seen the Canadian sitcom Kim's Convenience?).  This is a hilarious scene - written purely for the laughs - "Didn't you used to fly a Razor Crest?"  "No, officer, you must have me confused with someone else."  This lasts until Mando gives up and presses his turbo-boost button (one of Pelo's many modifications) and goes charging off into the distance.  "Okay, see you."

Mando returns to Pelo on the ground; she mentions that someone's looking for him.  Who?  Who else?  Fennec, who wants to enlist him into Boba's mercenaries.  Mando agrees to fight without payment... but first:  "I got to pay a visit to a little friend."  I wonder who?  And I wonder if he'll be seen next week?

The main character in William Shakespeare's
Julius Caesar was Brutus, who was better developed and the hero of the story; this episode of The Book Of Boba Fett didn't feature the title character, was actually the next episode of The Mandalorian, and was much, much better for it.

*I don't read other people's reviews before I write my own; I just borrow the images from fans' sites.

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT EPISODE LIST

Episode 1 Stranger in a Strange Land
Episode 2 The Tribes of Tatooine
Episode 3 The Streets of Mos Espa
Episode 4 The Gathering Storm
Episode 5 Return of the Mandalorian
Episode 6 From the Desert Comes a Stranger
Episode 7 In The Name of Honor