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Saturday, 30 May 2020

Review: Space Force: Episode 1

Space Force:  is it a mockumentary?  Is it a sitcom?  Is it just plain funny?  To classify it, I'd call it a sitcom, bordering on farce.

Steve Carell is definitely funny.  He knows comic timing and how to deliver a gag - physically and verbally. But this is not The Office. And one thing I will include at this point is that the language in Space Force is unnecessarily bad - the series is rated 15 for language and it shows. It's almost as if the producers realised their show isn't laugh-out-loud hilarious and threw the profanities in to compensate.

Anyway, back to the comparisons.

Michael Scott is accidentally competent, unaware of how his team's success is their own work, and often despite his management, rather than because of it.  His career is largely successful (best branch in the company) and this success allows him a lot of leeway in using his own personality to manage.

General Naird is largely unsuccessful despite all his best efforts. He has almost no control over his life: he's been given a promotion to a four-star general rank, and despite expecting to take on leadership of the Air Force, he's been given the task of founding and running Space Force. He's totally out of his depth.

He has no control over his family life: for reasons not yet revealed, his wife is in prison. His daughter is pushing his boundaries and she's started dating a Russian astronaut stationed on the space base.

He has no authority over his space programme, despite being responsible for it. He wants to launch a rocket, but the resident  head of science (an annoying character played by the typecast John Malkovich) says he can't due to bad weather.

He even has no control over his office: in the first episode, there is an unannounced and uninvited guest in his office every time he walks into it (except one occasion, where he escapes to his happy place).  His personal assistant or receptionist or however you'd like to refer to him, is an incompetent waste of space.

The General feels the pressure of his space programme ("Boots On The Moon") at all times, and in contrast to Michael Scott where he's an appalling manager with a successful team, the General is a good manager (out of his depth) surrounded by critics, detractors and obstructions.

So, Space Force is nothing like The Office.

The first episode could be summarised as "General has to demonstrate some return on all the investment into Space Force, and in order to do so, prematurely launches a prototype weapon which explodes on the pad, but contrary to scientific advice, successfully launches a new unmanned rocket into orbit." with a twist, "Another spacecraft severs the new probe's solar panels leaving Space Force with a predicament to solve."  It introduces the main character and his colleagues, who are some of the most irritating characters on Planet Sitcom.  I've already mentioned John Malkovich's character, Dr Adrian Mallory (as annoying as he was in Transformers Dark of The Moon); joined by F. Tony Scarapiducci (played by Ben Schwartz, who played the utterly infuriating John Ralphio in Parks and Recreation), who is the entirely superfluous social media manager.



Is Space Force funny?  In parts, yes, but not in the way that The Office is funny, or Parks and Recreation, or any other mockumentary or sitcom.  If anything, I'd have to liken it to the more serious episodes of Brooklyn 99, but without the slapstick.

One thing it certainly has is accidental relevance. In a week where the Space X Dragon launch was postponed due to the weather, this was very timely.  The handover of Space Force to General Naird is accompanied by the line that The President wants to protect the Internet and Twitter as information is bounced off satellites.  In a week where Donald Trump has loudly attacked Twitter, this was certainly an unplanned piece of cultural commentary.

Do I like it? I think so, but I am not convinced. The tone of the General constantly under pressure to perform does  not lend itself easily to comedy, and apart from wastefully spending taxpayers' money in failed launches, there's not much to laugh at in the first episode.   I'm eating it 7 out of 10, and will persevere for another few episodes at least.

Wednesday, 27 May 2020

Crazy Blitz Chess

Chess is a complex game - sometimes you win, sometimes you lose; sometimes you deserve to lose and still manage to win.  This is probably the craziest game of Chess I've played - Blitz again - but I was very pleased with the way I wrapped it up.  Firstly, the step-by-step video replay:



I played White, and selected my standard Queen's Gambit opening.

White "davidleese1010"  vs Black "tarekamine"

1. d4     d5
2. c4     Nc6 
3. Nc3   Bf5
4. Qb3   Na5
5. Qa4+   c6
6. cxd5   e6
7. e4   exd5
A blunder from which Black never really recovered.  

8. exf5   Qe7+
9. Be3   Nc4
10. Bxc4  dxc4
11. Qxc4  Nf6 
12. Nf3   Ne4 
13. O-O   O-O-O 
14. Rfe1  Qd6 
15. Nxe4  Qc7 
16. Ne5   Rd5
17. Rad1  f6 
18. Nf3   Rxf5 
19. d5   cxd5 
20. Qxc7+ Kxc7 
21. Rc1+  Kb8
22. Red1  

Setting a cheeky trap.  Black cannot capture because Rd8 is checkmate.  And now, I've centralised both my rooks.

22. ...   Bb4 
23. Nc3   Rd8 
24. Nd4   Rh5 
25. a3   Bd6
26. b4    Bxh2+ 


Missed that one.  But at least I have an easy escape square, and now my pieces gravitate towards Black's King.

27. Kf1   Be5 
28. Ncb5  a6 29. Ne6   Rd7 
Forcing Black's Rook off the back rank, with my Rook on c1 now waiting.


30. Ba7+  Ka8
31. Rc8+  1-0

Final position: my pieces are so precariously placed that my only option was to keep moving forwards at maximum speed!






Thursday, 21 May 2020

Reckless Chess for Fun

Way back when I first started this blog, it was going to be a place where I shared my games of Chess.  Over the years, it's changed - the name has changed twice, and the content has changed constantly, although it does tend to gravitate towards maths and web analytics (and Star Trek).

Here's a recent one-off Chess game - five minutes of Blitz.  I was Black, and I was clearly in a reckless mood:



Starting with move 9. Bh5, where I deliberately allowed my bishop to become trapped.  Yes, it was deliberate.

1. d4 d5  
2. Nf3 Nc6
3.  e3 Nf6  
4. Bd3 g6  
5. O-O Bg7  
6. b3 O-O  
7. Bb2 Re8  
8. Nbd2  Bg4  
9. h3 Bh5 
Reckless, but with the deliberate plan of getting two pawns for the knight, then opening up White's king with ... e5 and Qg5 or Qh4

10. g4 Nxg4
11. hxg4  Bxg4  
12. Qe1 e5
13. dxe5 Nxe5
14. Bxe5  Bxe5  
15. Nxe5  Rxe5



Recapturing in the centre, with my queen now ready to sweep into the kingside.  I have, however, missed an opportunity since White's move 12 Qe2 to play Bh3 and trap White's rook.  This is blitz Chess, and such mistakes are not uncommon.

 
16. Be2 Bh3  (I saw it!)
17. Bf3 Qg5+
18. Kh2 Bxf1 (finally capturing the rook, bringing the game closer to material parity) 
19. Qxf1  Qh4+  
20. Kg1 Rg5+  
21. Bg2 Rh5
22. Nf3 Qf6
23. Qe2   Re8?  (missing the chance to play Qxa1, but bringing in reinforcements)

24. c3 Qxc3  
25. Rd1 c6  (I couldn't think of anything better than this solidifying move)
26. Qd3  Qb2  
27. Qd2 Qf6  
28. Qd4  Qf5  
29. Qxa7  Re4 

I have decided to play some more reckless Chess.  I don't need those pawns, I need to launch my pieces at White's King - now!


30. Qb8+ Kg7  
31. Qg3    Rg4  
32. Qe5+  Qxe5

I didn't want to exchange Queens, but I had to - White had been pushing to trade for several moves, and here he managed to force the exchange.
 

33. Nxe5  Rxe5  ... but I got an extra knight for it, and now I'm ahead on material, and have an outside passed pawn ready to roll.
34. Kf1 f5  
35. Ke2 Rxg2  a blunder from white, which I didn't miss.  This is now winning for me.
36. Kf3 Rg4  
37. Rc1 h5  
38. a4 h4    "Always push passed pawns"
39. Rh1 g5  
40. Rh2  Rge4  
41. Ke2 f4  
42. Rh3 d4
43. Kd3 dxe3
44. fxe3  fxe3
45. Ke2   Rd5 

A very pleasant position for me.  I'm going to play Rd2+ and keep pushing the e-pawn, and I've got the g- and h-pawns too.  My opponent's next move surprised me.


46. Rxe3  Rxe3+  

47. Kxe3  h3   and now, apart from dodging any stalemate traps, it's plain sailing.
48. Kf3 h2  
49. Kg2 Rd2+  
50. Kh1 g4  
51. b4 g3  
52. b5 cxb5  
53. axb5  Rd1+  
54. Kg2 h1=Q+  

I won't annotate the rest, but rest assured I wrapped up the game in the next five moves.

And here's the full PGN file of the game.

Reckless Chess - it's the way forwards!